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Author: Church Bulletin Page 3
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Church Bulletins
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