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Author: Church Bulletin Page 3
The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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