Author: Church Bulletin Page 4

Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.

Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages

Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.

The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.