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Author: Church Bulletin Page 4
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
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