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Author: Church Bulletin Page 4
Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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