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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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