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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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