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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Church Bulletins
Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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