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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Church Bulletins
Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Church Bulletins
BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Church Bulletins
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Church Bulletins
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Church Bulletins
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Church Bulletins
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
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