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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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The closing song: Take My Life
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Church Bulletins
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