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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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