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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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