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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Church Bulletins
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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Church Bulletins
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Church Bulletins
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Church Bulletins
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Church Bulletins
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no Moms who care this week.
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Church Bulletins
A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Church Bulletins
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