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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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