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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….

MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.

Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Nemesis Wanted: I’m 5’10”, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Call…

Branford: 895,000 Steps to beach. Set on nearly an acre is this historic colonial w/modern amenities. Call for the special features…

… 2 Days Only! – Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday – November 3, 4, 5 & 6…

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

ATTENTION! Federal Employees With Work-Related Hearing Loss – LISTEN TO THIS! – If Your Claim For Hearing Loss Was Accepted By The U.S. Department Of Labor – OWCP, You May Be Eligible For Continuing Benefits

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Save on Manor Hall Interior Latex – Semi-Gross – $26.90…

Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…