Author: Confucius

Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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