Author: Confucius

Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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