Author: Confucius

Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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