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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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