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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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