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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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