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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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