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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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