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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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