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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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