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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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