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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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