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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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