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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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