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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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