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Author: Country expression Page 2
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
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