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Author: Country expression Page 2
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
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