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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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That girl’s meaner than cuss!

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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

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Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

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An empty wagon makes the most noise.

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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

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Well, hush my mouth.

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I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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He went after it whole hog.

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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

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It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

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You plant a tater, you get a tater.

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One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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They from off.

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Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail

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He has a face made for radio.

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If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.

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