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Author: Country expression Page 3
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
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