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Author: Country expression Page 3
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'
Country expression
Characteristics
Not how he was raised
Pompous
Self-important
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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