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Author: Country expression Page 3
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
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