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Author: Country expression Page 34
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
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