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Author: Country expression Page 34
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
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Settle differences
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
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