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Author: Country expression Page 34
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
Expressions
Intelligence
Wisdom
Owls
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
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