Author: Country expression Page 40

I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

As cold as a wet Christmas

Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

Does a snake have hips?

Are you outta’ pocket again?

Bumpin’ yer gums!

She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

Fall in for vittles.

Broke as a whore during lent.

It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

like trying to herd cats

Fell down cup over kettle.

He went and blessed me out!

Righter en rain?

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.