Author: Country expression Page 40

Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

The ox is in the ditch.

As tall as a Georgia pine

Forty eleven

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

Don’t pay it no never mind.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

Big hat, no cattle

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

Planted corn before the fence was built

No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.

Everybody’s in the same pew

I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

In the marble orchard.

Higher the hair, closer to God.

He went and blessed me out!

Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.