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Author: Country expression Page 40
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
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Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
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We’re all together
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
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He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
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Miscellaneous
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He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
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Swearing
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quickly
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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