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Author: Country expression Page 40
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
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