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Author: Country expression Page 41
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
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