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Author: Country expression Page 41
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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When someone fell on their butt
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
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Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
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That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
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Miscellaneous
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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
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… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
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Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
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It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
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You reap what you sow.
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Promises
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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