Author: Country expression Page 41

Not blessed with beauty…

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

He's dumber than a mud fence.

You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

Slow as pond water.

As tired as a whore on nickel night.

Where do you fall?

Mess with

She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

Happy as a clam at high tide

Jackin yer jaw

She’s got more than one mule in her stable.

Glad eye

Gooder than grits

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Within a lash

When a dog is tight-mouthed

Her butt is two axe handles wide.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.