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Author: Country expression Page 41
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To end the argument
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
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You're wasting your time
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
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Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
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You reap what you sow.
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
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He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Singing
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
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Breast baby
Country expression
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A nursing baby
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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
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Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
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He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
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Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
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