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You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.

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A face like a welder’s bench

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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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You can hear her three fields off.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

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Uglier than a burnt stump

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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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Rest your features

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Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.

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I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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Farmin’ in the woods

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He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

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Dead as 4 o’clock

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That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.

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Short as a gnat's tail

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Broke out with money

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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

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It’s as hot as blue blazes.

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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