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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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Bumpin’ yer gums!

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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Braggin’ dog

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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

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A face like a robber’s dog!

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They from off.

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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock

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I suwanne.

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You look the south end of a north bound cow.

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Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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Tight as Dick’s hatband

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