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Author: Country expression Page 42
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
Poor as gully dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
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Pretty
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
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You're wasting your time
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
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Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
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