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Author: Country expression Page 9
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
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