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Shet [shut] the light.

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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Done done

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I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

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Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

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He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.

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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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Fan the door

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Slicker than a greased eel.

Characteristics Expressions

I'll walk to town on that lip!

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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Finer than frog's hair

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

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Georgia buggy

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It daddied itself

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