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Author: Country expression Page 9
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Window
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
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Panting
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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