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Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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Label
On a panel from a laptop
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a Rome laundry
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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Signs
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Unclear Power Plant
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Sign in China
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Helloween Party
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Packaging found in Japan
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
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