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95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
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On a clothing label
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Nudist WearHouse
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Clothing store in Tokyo
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Beauty Saloon
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Numerous shops in Japan
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
King Tuckee’s Fried Tsiken…
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Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Wrong Design
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Large sign on a building in Hong Kong
French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…
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Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
Dry Fried Ass Meat In Xiang Style
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Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Emergencies
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