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Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
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On a French restaurant menu
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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In a Chinese restaurant
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Hotel High Up
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Name of a high-rise hotel in Japan
In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.
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It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Swim and Must Know At Sea
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Title of swimming safety rules in China
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
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