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Author: Translation Page 4
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Zit
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A Greek soft drink
Valued Squirrel
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Signs
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Religion Free DVD Player
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On store display in China
Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
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Signs
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A restaurant sign in Malaysia
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
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