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Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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On a menu in China
Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area
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In a gymnasium of some sort
Cat Wetty
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A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
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From a menu in India
TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Happy Your Pocket!
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A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Unclear Power Plant
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Sign in China
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
If you see a woman laboring, go to a hospital right away!
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n a health clinic in Chile
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Caution, butt head against the wall
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Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
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