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Author: Translation Page 7
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
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Outside a building in Latin America
Our Suggestion is Most Welcome
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In China
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Sign in a park in China
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
We make modern and antiques furnitures
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Sign in the Philippines
The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…
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Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Fire Telephone
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On a fire extinguisher box in China
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
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