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Author: Translation Page 9
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
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In a Taiwan cafeteria
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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On a menu in China
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
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From a menu in Japan
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
No peddling, Violators will be clamped down.
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In Taiwan
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
Out of Work
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Sign in a German cafe
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Get a Formidabl Nigth Life
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On a t-shirt
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