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Author: Translation Page 9
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for
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On a hotel in China
Live Lobster
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On package of frozen lobster in a Korean market
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Be Aware of Invisibility
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A road sign
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
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On a t-shirt in Japan
I ♥ My Puppy
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Cat food in Japan
Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Feman
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Sign over a women’s restroom
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