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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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