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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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