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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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