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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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