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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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