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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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