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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.
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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.
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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.
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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!
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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.
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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.
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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.
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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.
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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.
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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.
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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.
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