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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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