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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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