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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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