Author: Archie Bunker Page 11

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… my last will and tentacle…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)