Author: Archie Bunker Page 11

I’m 50 years of old.

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Age Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

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Malaprops

What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

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Malaprops

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

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Malaprops People

Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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Misspokements

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

She takes everything I say out of contest.

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Communication Malaprops

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

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Misspokements

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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Malaprops

You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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Malaprops

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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Malaprops

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion

The two of you was intricate together.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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Mixed metaphors

No taxation without regimentation.

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Government Malaprops Taxes

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

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Malaprops

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes