Author: Archie Bunker Page 12

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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Malaprops

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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Malaprops

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Malaprops

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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Malaprops

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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Malaprops Situations

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Crime Malaprops

Wearing a Yamaha

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

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Malaprops Places

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

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Malaprops Sex

… expensive care

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Bonafried

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Malaprops

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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Intelligence Malaprops

He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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Malaprops

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

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