Author: Archie Bunker Page 12

You know what’s got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons.

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Malaprops

Up the creek without a saddle.

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Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the nosetrils.

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Malaprops

You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Mixed metaphors

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

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In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

And that's the crutch of the situation.

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He was able to keep things in the proper suspective.

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Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

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Misspokements

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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Malaprops

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

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Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

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Malaprops

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

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Malaprops

Special kind of stanima.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Lobster Greenberg

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

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Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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Misspokements