Author: Archie Bunker Page 12

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

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Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

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Last will & tentacle

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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Everything is just peaches and beans.

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Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

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He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

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One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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In the words of Harry S, Truman, “If it’s too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.”

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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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Florence Nightengown

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Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

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The man ain’t got a regleamin’ feature.

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Oblituaries

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… ifso fatso

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I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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