Author: Archie Bunker Page 18

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

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Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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I got bigger fish to fly.

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Malaprops

Another victim of the grim weeper.

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Death Malaprops

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

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If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

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Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

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I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

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Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

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Malaprops

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

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That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

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If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

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Malaprops Sex

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

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In the lap of the cards.

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Malaprops

Patience is a virgin.

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Characteristics Malaprops

Last will & tentacle

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It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

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