Author: Archie Bunker Page 21

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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Malaprops

Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

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[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the nosetrils.

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Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

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Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.

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Death TV/Movie Quotes

Fourtet

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One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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Dunn & Broad Streets

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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You’re a hairess.

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Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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