Author: Archie Bunker Page 21

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

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Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

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I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

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Busted tribia

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There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

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You know what’s got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons.

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Legitimate reality company

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Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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You got easy regress to safety.

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Go on with the renouncement.

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No taxation without regimentation.

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Lobster Greenberg

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That guy is a blackbuster.

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