Author: Archie Bunker Page 25

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

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Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

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As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Busted tribia

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Until they split off into all them other denumerations.

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Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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Making suppository remarks about our country.

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In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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Salivation Army

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Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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He’s still scravengin’ down here.

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You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

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Here’s the money for our patentcy.

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Arrivaducci, von boyage.

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One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

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Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

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You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

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You made a certain referential remark there.

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He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

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