Author: Archie Bunker Page 25

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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As one of the faithful constituitionals.

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…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein.

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I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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House of ill refute.

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That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

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I’m 50 years of old.

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The hookeries and massageries – the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra.

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You’re germinatin’ all over me!

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I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

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Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

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Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

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One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

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