Author: Archie Bunker Page 7

Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.

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The two of you was intricate together.

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It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

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As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

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Lemon merinj pie.

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To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

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That guy is a blackbuster.

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That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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I could get blackbusted.

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It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

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I’m 50 years of old.

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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

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As our President said in his renegurial address.

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Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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