Author: Archie Bunker Page 7

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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I got a lotta best friends.; some o’ them I don’t even hardly know.

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Transflusions

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It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Niloleum

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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This is only a little mispensation.

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Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

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Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

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Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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Edith, I’m mortifried!

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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

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The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

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One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

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You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

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I got bigger fish to fly.

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