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Author: Arnold Glasow
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
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Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.
Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
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Praise
Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married – the other half because they're not.
Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
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Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
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The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
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