Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist