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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Corruption
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health
Life
Patient
Treatment
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Places
Problems
Meetings
We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
Life
Past
Blame
Shared experiences
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Situations
Behavior
Society
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men
People
Women
I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Desperation
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Guilt
Innocence
I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Habits
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