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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs
Characteristics
Opinion
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
People
Progress
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Situations
Self control
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Doing things
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Situations
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
Truth
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
Edison
Einstein
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language
People
Self
Sense of direction
I’ve lost my will to suffer.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Suffering
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Intelligence
Wisdom
Genius
Obvious
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Listening
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men
People
Women
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success
Celebrity
I will always love the false image I had of you.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Corruption
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Mistakes
Problems
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather
Situations
Directions
Speed
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Problems
Luck
Surviving
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