Author: Charles Barkley
If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people in the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If it's your brain, you'll be fine. That's the smallest organ in your body.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques; I've got a technique… it's called just go get the damn ball.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Dennis has become like a prostitute, but now it's gotten ridiculous, to the point where he will do anything humanly possible to make money.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Cleveland is trying to win the championship and Detroit has one foot in Cancun.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'm just what America needs – another unemployed black man.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Interviewer: Auburn is a pretty good school; to graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality