Author: David Pleat Page 2

This is a real cat and carrot situation.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

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Appearance Body

I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.

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Misspokements Situations

Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.

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I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.

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Alcohol Food/Drink Misspokements

I was inbred into the game by my father.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.

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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.

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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.

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For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

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Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.

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He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.

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There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.

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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.

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