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Author: Eddie Cantor

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Death Marriage Funerals Weddings

He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Friends Insults People Shopping Enemies

When I see the Ten Most Wanted lists, I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Conflict Crime Most Wanted lists

Congratulations On Your Latest Production. Am Sure It Will Look Better After It’s Been Cut.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Miscellaneous Circumcision Telegram to Irving Thalberg on the birth of his son

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Marriage Problems

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Success Time













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