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Author: Finley Peter Dunne

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones who never have it.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Life Money People Poor

Trust everybody – but cut the cards.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Characteristics Honesty Cards Trust

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Beliefs God Fanatics

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Activities Characteristics Games Cards Trust

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Communication Language Swearing

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Government Law Appeals Court

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Husbands Marriage Bachelors

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Past Time

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
America Communication Language Places English













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