Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s the story, Norm?
Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?
Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What will it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Daddy wuvs you.”

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’ll it be, Normie?
Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?
Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Life TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’d you say, Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.