Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What will it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Wife

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

TV/Movie Quotes Women As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Beer nuts

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?
Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Life TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s the story, Norm?
Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?
Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How you doing, Norm?
Norm: Coach: I’m on top of the world… it’s a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in television show “Cheers” Trust

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor