Author: Norm Page 3

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

What’ll it be, Normie?

Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?

Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What will it be, Normie?

Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

How’s a beer sound, Norm?

I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?

Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?

Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I not only get recognized – I get recognized from behind.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Appearance Body

Coach: Beer, Normie?

Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.

Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

What would you say to a beer, Norm?

Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s new, Norm?

Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

What’d you say, Norm?

Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer

Sam: What’s shaking Norm?

Norm: All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes