Author: Megan Mullally Page 2

It’s not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill… or a crying baby.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

You say potato, I say vodka.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer