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Author: Oscar Levant Page 3
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults
Intelligence
Indecision
He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics
Government
Insults
Said of a politician
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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I played an unsympathetic part… myself.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Entertainment
On his role in “Rhythm on the River”
It's not what you are but what you don't become that hurts.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Sometimes he was inaudible – those were his best moments.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
People
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Orson Welles
I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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