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Author: Paul Lynde Page 11
Peter Marshall: You’ve got a secret. According to psychologists, if you’re average, will you probably tell it to a man or to a woman?Paul Lynde: If I tell it to a man, he might hit me.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Elizabeth Taylor calls it ‘the Big One,’ What is it? Paul Lynde: They both look the same to me!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Can you get 12 pounds of feathers out of a goose? Paul Lynde: I got them in there, didn’t I?
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Lana Turner recently said, “I won’t do it because I haven’t stopped living my life by a long shot.” What won’t she do? Paul Lynde: The Merv Griffin show.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to Parade Magazine, almost half of the dogs in the United states have a common problem, and it affects a lot of people too. What?Paul Lynde: Water on the knee.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false… every day, about 10 million American women take the pill. Paul Lynde: And I could name 'em all!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to legend, who looks better, a pixie or a fairy? Paul Lynde (in deeper voice): Well, looks aren’t everything!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Paul, in the early days of Hollywood, who was usually found atop Tony, the Wonder Horse? Paul Lynde: My Friend Flicka.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Olivia De Havilland once sat on something in a movie that Roy Rogers says he grew to love. What is it?
Paul Lynde: A box of Milk Duds.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Miscellaneous
Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher recently stated, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for them both.” Who or what was he referring to?Paul Lynde: His fans.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false… Paul Revere had 16 children? Paul Lynde: From ONE midnight ride?!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Paul, True or false… nylon is stronger than steel?Paul Lynde: But steel panties don’t turn me on!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Besides a baton, what did Xavier Cugat always have in his hand when he lead his orchestra? Paul Lynde: Arthritis.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: A recent navy picture had Admiral Zumwalt kissing Admiral Duirk. Why?Paul Lynde: Too long at sea!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Who never rises for the bride and groom? Paul Lynde: Ironside.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: A photograph of Queen Elizabeth had her stepping onto the shores of Bangkok, onto a carpet made of what? Paul Lynde: 40% Dacron.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: In the Shakespearean play
King Lear,
King Lear had three of them – Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan? Who were they?Paul Lynde: King Lear had Goneril?
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: In the United States, what do we call the number one followed by 12 zeros?Paul Lynde: Dean Martin And The Golddiggers.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Dale Evans recently revealed the three secrets behind her happy marriage with Roy Rogers. Now listen carefully… "We work together, we pray together and we're darn good…" What?
Paul Lynde: In the saddle.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Miscellaneous
Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
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